February 2012
Little Things: When his hand leaves an imprint on...
I’m on FIRE right now…I need some physical lovin’.
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I hate when I act like such a shit human being.
Most of the time I’m ecstatic when good things happen to good people.
When good things happen to my friends, say they get a promotion or score an awesome job or even get the person they’ve been wanting for a while, I’m so happy for them, as most friends would be. It’s lovely to see your friends finally see a ray of light after so much time spent worried, upset, and...
Holy shit, the kind of people who go to rooftop...
Why are you calling a place that is CLEARLY a night spot, to set up a birthday brunch on a Tuesday afternoon for you and your little boyfriend, and INSIST on hearing what the vegetarian options are, even though I FUCKING TOLD YOU 5 TIMES ALREADY THAT OUR KITCHEN IS CLOSED AND WE DO NOT SERVE FOOD?
Why are you calling here to see if a nightclub near TIMES FUCKING SQUARE is 18 and over? REALLY?...
seankinney asked: i have found you!
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Listen to the Foos before a job interview. Score...
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS THE POWER OF ROCK N’ FUCKIN’ ROLL.
I have to admit…it’s mildly upsetting when you offer your significant a hug and they go “…yeah, I’ll have a hug.”
…I can only image how things would go if I were a bit more blunt about the things I’m feeling:
MOTHERFUCKER, MY TITS AND NETHER REGIONS WILL BE PRESSED UP AGAINST YOU WHILE I’M LAYING ON TOP OF YOU.
“Sure, I’ll take...
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It’s taken me quite some time to try and realize why I get so upset when Ben gets shitfaced. No matter how angry I am, it’s like a ping pong match between whether or not my feelings are unwarranted. Tonight I’m almost sure that they are.
I’ve had very few positive relationships with male figures in my life. Most of them have taken advantage of me in ways I’m...
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January 2012
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BITCHES BE RESTLESS! An update of sorts...
I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this anxious and nerve-ridden with so much going on around me.
I finally met Ben’s parents last Friday. They’ve flown in from London and are here until Thursday. They’re your typical high-class Brits, expensive taste, etc., etc…but incredibly nice and accepting…considering their 28-year old son [who is definitely...
Glenn Danzig is a Yelper. →
You call that a fucking fruit cup? There should be rules as to what fucking goes in and doesn’t go in a fucking fruit cup.
I asked 3 times for some asshole to spray whipped cream directly into my mouth, and the only answer I got was “I’m the valet guy, I don’t work in the kitchen”. What kind of fucking attitude is that?
Check it out “Waffle”. If Danzig wants whipped cream ejaculating directly...
WHY DOES MY FEMALE COUSIN WHO WATCHED ME GROW UP...
What’s going on here?
What is with that side of the family?
Apparently she’s been involved with a distant cousin in the past…
I fear for my vagina.
…How’s that for a belated TMI Tuesday?
Just applied for an internship with this guy. →
Wrote the most amazing, Pulitzer-worthy cover letter of my entire life.
I will shit myself if I even get a response.
