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You call that a fucking fruit cup? There should be rules as to what fucking goes in and doesn’t go in a fucking fruit cup.
I asked 3 times for some asshole to spray whipped cream directly into my mouth, and the only answer I got was “I’m the valet guy, I don’t work in the kitchen”. What kind of fucking attitude is that?
Check it out “Waffle”. If Danzig wants whipped cream ejaculating directly in his mouth at a fancy fucking Waffle place, then Danzig gets WHAT HE FUCKING WANTS.
Try the red velvet waffle. Fan-Fucking-Tastic.
What’s going on here?
What is with that side of the family?
Apparently she’s been involved with a distant cousin in the past…
I fear for my vagina.
…How’s that for a belated TMI Tuesday?
Your Blues Name
alright, I’m sticky dog dog
not feelin it
Old Bones Smith
Jailhouse Bones Davis.
I dig it. I dig it a lot.
Wrote the most amazing, Pulitzer-worthy cover letter of my entire life.
I will shit myself if I even get a response.
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~ The Last King of Scotland ~
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Say hello to Ben’s birthday present.
Obviously a work in progress…and yeah if it looks familiar, that’s cause it’s my wonky version of Brian M. Viveros’ “Captain Howdy.” I previously toyed with the idea of making a tweaked version of a Gil Elvgren pin up—which, hey, I still might do, wouldn’t hurt to give him two paintings—but figured this would be easier for me to manage.
It’s kind of a big thing for me, though. Not only because I haven’t made a present for anyone in a very long time, and that I really love this dude, but this is the first time I seriously sat down and focused on drawing and letting my creative juices flow.
Ever since my ex took his camera back, my artistic well’s run really fucking dry. I haven’t been able to afford a proper DSLR, and I just can’t be bothered to try and teach myself to use those film cameras collecting dust in my closet [THOUGH I FUCKING WILL, WHEN I HAVE THE SANITY TO DO SO!]. I’ve been hyping myself up and subsequently psyching myself out of doing anything creative at all…so to concentrate on this and put my heart and soul into it…it felt great. It felt like those early middle school days in Florida where I’d spend all my art classes relating New York City to every single piece I produced…just cause that was where my heart and mind were. Also, a major plus, that it’s really not half bad lookin’. I’m still working out some details but hopefully I can bang it out by the 29th and he’ll love it.
On a completely unrelated note: I really wanna eat some Honey Nut Chex but I’m terrified that the shot of Jameson I had before I left work will come back to haunt me. Bleh.
Bleeding Me | Metallica
Heard this song today for the first time in months and pretty much had an out-of-body experience.
I was in such a trance, man.
So fucking PERFECT.